Jeff Swift - The Magician Menace

Jeff Swift

"Crime": Magic tricks gone too far

We all knew Jeff liked magic. He would ask us for our best trick and **pull coins from behind our ears**,

But things took a **dark turn** the next time he came in and **he made an actual coworker disappear.**

Witnesses say Jeff **led an assistant into a box,** threw down a smoke bomb, and when it cleared— **the assistant was gone.**

When asked for an explanation. Jeff **smiled mysteriously** and said, **“A true magician never reveals his secrets.”**

The assistant **has not yet been found,** Jeff has since been **banned from performing magic on company property.**

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