"Crime": Inappropriate use of the copier.
Justin was caught **red-handed (or red-seated) abusing the office copier** after-hours.
A box holder came in to check her mail and walked in at the exact moment Justin was "testing" the machine’s ability to copy **things no one asked for.**
The incident resulted in a **massive settlement payout**, a **forensic cleaning of the copier**, and a **new store policy requiring employees to wear pants at all times.**
Justin has been **permanently banned from the copy area** and **now works strictly in shipping.**
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