Loomis - The Accidental Powerlifter

Loomis

"Crime": Elderly weightlifting gone wrong.

When an **elderly customer** complimented Loomis on his impressive physique, he got so excited that he **picked her up and started curling her like a dumbbell.**

Witnesses say she was **mid-sentence when she suddenly left the ground**, rising into the air like a UPS package in transit.

She **sued for vertigo and emotional distress**, claiming she **can no longer stand straight and fears to give out compliments**

Loomis has since been **banned from flexing on the job** and must **only verbally acknowledge compliments.**

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