"Crime": Causing a workplace avalanche.
Stuart had a **dream**—a **tower of boxes reaching the ceiling**, a **monument to shipping efficiency.**
But that dream **turned into a nightmare** when his towering stack of bundles **collapsed**, burying **John the box delivery guy** in an avalanche of cardboard.
**Rescue efforts took 14 minutes.** John was **found in the fetal position**, clutching a roll of packing tape. He is expected to make a full recovery, but he now **flinches at the sight of stacked boxes.**
Stuart has been **banned from stacking anything higher than knee level**
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