UPS COUNTY JAIL

Recent Police Activity

Local authorities were called to the UPS store this week for a series of **disturbances, property damage, and highly questionable workplace behavior.** Here are some of the latest reports:

• 🚔 3/4/2024 - **Suspicious package complaint** – Turned out to be an unclaimed lunch that had "aged into a biohazard."
• 🚨 3/3/2024 - **Unauthorized demolition attempt** – Employee drove their car into the front lobby and casually asked, “Sooo… do I still need to clock in?”
• 🔦 3/2/2024 - **Lost person report** – Box delivery man buried under an avalanche of packages. Successfully rescued after 14 minutes.
• 🔥 3/1/2024 - **Fire department response** – Employee attempted to dry used paper towels with a space heater, resulting in an unexpected "hot deal."
• ⚠️ 2/28/2024 - **Tampering with FedEx property** – UPS employee scattered nails throughout the competitor’s parking lot. Plan backfired when only his own car suffered.